THIRTY-EIGHT : LIME AND MANGO ICE CREAM

Delia Smith's Winter Collection

APRIL 27 2012

THIRTY-EIGHT : LIME AND MANGO ICE CREAM
 
You probably think you got the best of me, don't you, April. Getting all hot and sunny last weekend and twisting my thoughts until I truly believed summer was here and rainy days were behind us. I got caught up in your little mind game and though, "hey, I think I'll make ice cream!" Okay, you got me.

But, you know what? The ice cream is actually really damn good. And your 2012 appearance has just about ended. So suck on that while we slurp down yummy, fruity homemade ice cream. Yes! I win!

EIGHTEEN : PRAWN COCKTAIL 2000

Delia Smith's Winter Collection

FEBRUARY 25 2012

EIGHTEEN : PRAWN COCKTAIL 2000 

(Please read the following in a robotic monotone voice:)
 
It is the year 2000. Welcome new millennium. I will celebrate with a prawn cocktail served in a martini glass. How fashion forward and futuristic this prawn cocktail looks in it's fancy stemmed serving glass. Oooh. La. La.

(You may now return to your normal inner monologue... unless you're enjoying the robot voice and want to continue)